Status: Buffering...
Anandu's Portfolio
is Coming Soon...
He tried. He really tried.
Even Claude Code Pro couldn't save him.
anandu> build me a stunning portfolio
claude> Sure! Give me a sec... ✨
claude> Done! Here's 847 files to review.
anandu> wait which one do I open?
claude> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ all of them?
# 3 days later...
anandu> it's not working
claude> Have you tried turning it off and on?
Error Cannot find module './self-motivation'
Portfolio completion
69%
💡 Current excuse: "I'm perfecting the pixel shadows."